LOL.

Zy was texting me about how he might be going to Switzerland this coming December but he's still contemplating cuz he was afraid there was not enough time for some of his important friends here.. & the text went like this:

me: AIYA six days wont make a difference & besides spending time with ur parents is luvly :D

zy: Sighhhhh :(

me: If your parents decided to go, you should too.. Since you wont be able to enjoy such quality time with them within the next four years.

zy: yeah i know. thats why im in such a dilemma. Havent spend much time with them

me: Well i would want you to :) familes owaez first.

zy: Really??!?! OGAYS BYES!!!!!! :D :D think we're going to Taiwan instead. Cheaper & I can bring my family around :D

me: Maybe when you earn enough in future, you can treat them to a swiss adventure! KBYE!!!! In the meantime I can go find hot guys *heartshape face*

zy: -.- *slits wrist*

me: *dials 999* hello im sorry but would you please divert me to the ambulance hotline cuz i forgot what the number is but anyway theres a bleeding boar somewhere in westmall. Plz go pick it up thank you :)

zy: .... *dials abusive girlfriend hotline* 我不要活了!!

win.