Saturday marketingz

I cant believe how lethargic I am becoming. I slept at 2 this morning, woke up at 10.. & then ate lunch & just zonked out at 4pm for 3 hours. Jeez its horrrible!! So anyway, decided to go grocery shopping lol

I was returning the cart & walked past this lorry. HAHAHAHA Isn't it funny. I feel like posting onto Failblog LOL. omg have you guys seen that blog? its so funny. So anyway, hehe well i guess the driver makes a good father?

Wheeeee we had so much stuff!

Bought 6 packets of durians LOL because the uncle decided to give me a hugeee discount hehe.

So uhm, zi lian summre while waiting for my dad to come home cuz im waaaiting to eat those durians with himmm!!!!

ok fine, i've eaten some already hehe cheated a bit cuz i was too hungry. wheeee!!

& im currently watching IN GOOD COMPANY. looks pretty good!!

alright, see ya soon.

imma out (:

xx

lalalala

Tee Gee Aye Eff yo!!!

hahhahaha zi lian a bit before heading out

So it was AppleBees for lunch, impromptu visit to an art exhibition, peek into Zara & Inception during the evening with my beloved roomie peissss (:

Well, we didn't take a lot of pictures reason being because it was drizzling all daaaaay :/ but it wasn't too bad! Nice & chilly. perfect to walk down the streets of Orchard just talking (:

hehe just woke up XD

Anyway, this woman is seriously.......... blonde. ttm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bimbo scene#1

me: Omg i forgot where i parked my car, do you remember where??

peis: Uhm, it was next to the Porsche

me: ... -.-

Bimbo scene#2

- in the car -

peis: eh whats the name of the lead actor?? (Inception)

me: HUH? what do you mean like the main main character?

peis: he looked very familiar.. like leo.. leonar..

me: leonardo dicarprio?? HELLOO??! Didn't you watch Titanic?!

peis: ouhhhhh, so he is Jack......

me: -.- '''

Bimbo scene#3

- still in the car -

peis: the girl in the movie not bad, quite pretty

me: didn't you watch JUNO!! she acted in it

peis: nooooooo I don't watch horror films

me: thats JU - ON not JUNO. Juno is about teenage pregnancy

peis: ouhhh haahahahhaha

me: -.-'''

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I swear my gut nearly exploded from my laughing spasms last night hahahahaha & Pammie thought I was blonde.

I formally introduce all of you to meet my match: Cham Peirong lolllllll

it was fun nevertheless hehe (L)

xx

Good morning, its 9 in the morning & what are you up to?

Maxy, who dug the ground this morning & evidence has proven his guilt!!! Naughtyyyyyy..

Lalalalalalalalalalalalala

Look at his sleepy eyes hahahhaha

So i made breakfast today!! Baked beans, boiled egg (which my bro left in the car -.-), greens & an apple pie. yumyumm

Uhm, they tastes good individually but this might be the last time I'll put them together hahahahhahehehehohohuhuhu. yay hearty breakfast!! Cant wait to met ma homiez for lunch later

Ahhhhh great day, its chilly in the morning

perfect start to the week

xx

Upper East Side

So todays the Monday, aka Family Day :} Always loved family days!!

Anyway, We didnt go to Malaysia this time round but drove around town pretty much

We went to Carlton hotel for lunch, AIA tower for some insurance settlement, walked to The Sail located at One Raffles Quay, took off to Millenia Walk's Cortina Watch to change some of the watches' batteries, got onto ECP & went to Bayshore Road to look at this really edgy house!!! ITs so cool but its a pity cuz its neighbours house were totally off key haha so the designers work weren't put to justice.

We cruised along that area, peeped into the neighborhoods of Arthur Road, Bournemouth Road, Lyndhurst Rd & a few more

I luv seeing old, torn, dirty peranakan houses which belonged to rich families in the past. Glad to know that some are due to the government's conservatory efforts!!

Well anyway, stopped by a durian roadstall & ate a few pieces..

Naise. Costs us about $29. Thats not too bad & its so much better & relatively cheaper than the 717 trading everyone raves about

Ohhh cutee!!!! I was asking my dad how much would one cost & my mum looked at me with her worried pair, saying "Ehh, please dont think of getting one"

Tsk!!! just because all my fishes are dead, doesn't mean im incapable of breeding other animals okay

all in all, I had fun

xx

There was a guy that was born with cancer. A cancer that has no known cure. He was 17 years old and could die at any moment. He was always at home, under his mother's care.One day he decided to go out, even if it was just once. He asked his mother for permission and she agreed. Walking down his block he saw many stores. Stopping at a music store he looked in and saw a very pretty girl of his own ZIYANG @ PM 06:00 it was love at first sight and he walked in. He walked up to the counter were the girl was. She smiled at him and asked "Can I help you with anything? PM 06:01 The guy could only think that it was the most beautiful smile he had ever seen and stuttered, "Well, ummm, I'd like to buy a... ". He grabbed the first one he saw and gave her the money. PM 06:01 Do you want me to wrap it?" the smiling girl asked. The guy said yes and the girl went into the back room to wrap it. The guy took the wrapped CD and walked home. PM 06:01 From that day on he visited the music store everyday, and each day he bought a CD. And each day the girl wrapped them up and the guy stored them unopened in his closet. PM 06:01 He was a very shy boy, and although he tried he couldn't find the nerve to ask the girl out. His mother noticed this and encouraged him. PM 06:01 The next day the guy set out for the store with a determined mind, like the previous days he bought a CD and the girl wrapped it as usual. While she was busy he left his telephone on the counter and rushed out of the store. PM 06:01 The following day the guy didn't visit the store, and the girl called him. His mother answered the phone, wondering who it could be. It was the girl from the music store! She asked to speak with her son and his mother started crying. The girl asked her what was the matter. "Don't you know? He died yesterday." There was a long silence on the phone. PM 06:01 Later that afternoon the guy's mother entered his room to remember her son. She decided to start with his closet, and to her surprised she saw a big pile of unopened CDs wrapped in festive paper. She was curious because there were so many of them, and she opened one. As she tore open the package she noticed a slip of paper that said: "Hi! You're cute, I would love to meet you. Let's go out some time. PM 06:02 Sophie" PM 06:02 The mother started crying as she opened another, and another, and another. Every single CD contained a slip of paper that said the same. xx

Guess who decided to come up to my room & chillax for a while??

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Hehehehehehehe. I love youuuuuu peanuttos!!

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Jay Is Da Bomb

Jay's 3rd concert in Singapore woo!! It was amaaazing! & I have to say that yesterday was such a lucky day <:

I left the house at about 7:40 & met up with this super slowwww traffic along AYE - ECP which made me super nervous & apprehensive cuz Im afraid i'll be late due to the lack of parking lots jeez!!

So anyway, by the time I reached Kallang, Jacq called me & she said she spotted a lot but I didnt hold any expectations cuz hello!! there were thousands of people there aiyah to cut the story short, i got the lot yo. hahahaha & it was the car park in front of the theatre. so yay me. & it was already 8 odd but we went through the bag check (where the person told me that i couldnt bring my cam in & I wanted to tell him to fuck off but I eventually managed to bring it in ^^) & got ourselves water, a hotdog & toilet & when we sat down, the concert started. like zhun zhun didnt even had to wait

YEAAAAAAA. shiokz!!

This was taken from the top of the theatre. I dont know if you can see, but it was full house yay we are all family awww *.*

Sorry looking so chui cuz I slept late that morning & Jacq just got off the plane from Abu Dhabi less than 4 hours prior to the concert. kudos

Nice effects for this segment <:

This one was cool cuz he played the guitar like the piano (Y)

Cool shizz

Hmm, this should be taken near to the end of the concert. Well all in all, his 2 hour odd concert was a huge success!!! There was a 10 year flashback video which comprised his decade long of hardwork. it was touching & he genuinely was grateful for the support hes getting T.T So anyway, he promised to continue fighting for the next 10 years & more!! go Jay!!

Luv his new songs by the way (Haha all of his new songs were a first to me last night LOL LOL) yes, what a fabulous fan.

Hmm, we had two trays of those. & Jacq had 5 plates of lamb to herself HAHAHA & many more I shan't go into detail. She eats more than Kerri............ which. is. very scary.

So after that, we went to drive around looking for nice steamboat buffets which were still open & found this one! No idea what is it called LOL but its opposite Ah Chew desserts. We walked in at 12 & walked out at 2am. Steady. & guess what! We went to settle the bill & only costed us $13.50 per pax! Complimentary dessert summre. Win. hehehehe

Ps: Ziyang passed his interview to the Airforce! Just need to pass his medical tests hopefully he does lah.

Pps: Met my bao beirs for lunch yesterday & popped by Video Ezy & the saleswoman offered "Departures" at $10 OMG A STEAL!!!

& All of this happened yesterday!!!!!

hehehehe, probably one of the best days of my life cuz i managed to be with most of my favorite people <:

Night night

xx

ALL IM GONNA SAY IS. JAY CHOUS CONCERT WAS DA SEX. LIKE TOTALLY AWESOMENESS

I LUV HIM I LUV HIS SONGS & HE IS SUCH A GENUINE PERSON IM SO HAPPY. TONIGHT MIGHT BE ONE OF THE BEST MANDARIN SONGS INDULGENCE (LOL) & BUFFET STEAMBOAT CUM SUPPER WITH JACQ

xx heh

Lyka Naise

Yesterday saw an impromptu meetup with my bao-beirs man!!!! shumuckles pickles shally pom pi pi!!!

So we had macs (okay not surprising) wahlao their nuggets were really spicy. Too spicy! but yumz!! OOO its been a long time since i had my luvly quarter pounderz. ^^ We ordered pizza too!

We watched the porno version of Sex & the City then went to pick Pammie up from work & got Koi!! my new favourite is Aloe Vera Passion Green Tea. Sex. Well, unlike kerri, i STILL think its normal bubble tea yo. its over rated & its over priced & its too slow HAHAHAHAHAHA fine fine stop swearing you haterz.

(all stolen from hellokerri/blogspot) hehz shankzshankz

Well i think there are more photobooth shizz. They should be up on facebook anytime soon ^^

ps: cant wait for Jay's concert tomorrow evening! :}

xx

Have fun you guysssssss

"You know when you're falling asleep you suddenly get the feeling that you've tripped? Your body lurches forward in an instant, ready to protect you instinctively from injury. You can almost see the ground rising to meet you.

This occurs when the boundaries between you & the "you" in an alternate universe are weakest.

& this is, the feeling that happens when another "you" dies."

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Hmm, like my soul? my dreams? my better half?

Its interesting tho

xx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So i came across Sean's facebook & stumbled onto a note he was tagged in & this is one of the most amazing amateurish-y writing i've ever read: here it is

Where am I?

Home. You're home, in your bed.

Good morning to you.

Fuck off.

He rises from his bed. The blood drains from his head, he feels faint.

Jesus christ.

A bath.

The floor is cold beneath his feet, the walk long and awkward. A body mostly paralysed for the past twelve hours trying to find it's rhythm.

Water. Soap. Shampoo. Toothpaste. Towel. Shaving cream.

Much better.

3pm. Store is brightly lit. The florescent is depressing. He picks up the cylinder, walks over to the counter. The counter girl looks at him, amused.

'Having a party?'

Something like that.

He smiles at her.

'We sell balloons in bags of thirty over by that aisle if you're interested'

She points somewhere. He doesn't turn to look.

Not that kind of fucking party.

He smiles at her again.

'Oh, no I'm not having a party. Thanks though.'

She smiles at him, still amused.

'Twenty dollars please.'

Fucking rip-off.

He pays, takes the bag, walks to his car.

8pm. He's sitting at the dining table. Whisky. Glass. Clear bag. Duct tape. Rubber tube. He pulls the cylinder out of the bag, sets it on the table, next to the whisky.

Glenfiddich Vintage 1973. Good stuff.

He opens the bottle, fills half the glass. He doesn't want to vomit.

The aroma fills his head, it tingles between his eyes. He drinks it in two gulps. It burns, first his pharynx, then esophagus, then stomach.

Ah..

It's time eh old boy?

He pulls the bag over his head. One end of the tube goes into the bag, against his neck. It feels cold. His breath fogs up the bag. Now his face feels warm. He presses the bag against his face, wipes it so he can see. The other end of the tube goes onto the valve of the cylinder.

Slowly, carefully, he presses the air out of the bag, holds his breath, and wraps the duct tape around the it, against his neck. The tube is uncomfortable, but he wraps it tight.

Wouldn't want any leaks now.

Finished, he looks up, at the wall, eyes defocused, hand on the wheel. He whispers.

'God, I hope you can't hear me.'

He turns the wheel, helium rushes into the bag. He feels like he's inside a balloon now. He feels ridiculous.

He starts to breathe, starts to count.

'30..'

'25..'

Should have eaten some pancakes first, I really miss pancakes.

'20..'

The counting stops, his head lolls forward.

8:12pm. His heart stops.

xx

Oh holy father, this is on ziyang's repeat

i dont know what to say............

Okay so im trying to understand why is this such a favorite but I still dont see why. I guess they are packaged specially to attract the males cuz honestly, i feel like jumping off my seat & slapping their faces

xx

Roadtrip

Bukit Indah, 5th July

Soooo, we went to look at phase 1 developments of certain properties.

Well, the good side of it is its price & the fact that its only 30 minutes away from Tuas

SWEE AH SWEE!!

harlao -.- wake up liaoz!!

He attempted suicide..

The toilet at the clubhouse was gudz ahh

We ate at a restaurant selling fishball noodles. & yes, its a restaurant & it has 3 stories

naaaaaad bad.

Alrightz, this is all hahahahahahahahahaha

We drove to Kluang yesterday.. which was about an hour odd drive from Johor Bahru. so we passed by Ayer Hitam & small villages.. oh & monkeys!! We didn't dare to wind down our windows hahahaha & my dad double checked that our doors were locked LOL

All of that will be uploaded onto facebook!!

xx

Seeya,